Adrian Monk Quote #60
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale
Dr. Kroger: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm eating my lunch, but, you know, I only take 20 minutes for lunch.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no. I appreciate you squeezing me in.
Dr. Kroger: Okay. So, uh, we were talking about Dale the Whale.
Adrian Monk: His name is, uh... His name is Biederbeck.
Dr. Kroger: Yeah, I know. He owns my building.
Adrian Monk: I'm not surprised. He owns half the city with, uh, you know, with an option on the other half.
Dr. Kroger: Well, do you think he had like-like a vendetta against Trudy?
Adrian Monk: It was grueling. I would find her sitting in the car in the driveway crying. It was the worst year of her life. She only had 34. He stole one of them.
Dr. Kroger: So now he's a suspect in this homicide case. How does that make you feel?
Adrian Monk: I-l-I hate the man. Is that wrong?
Dr. Kroger: No. No. I think it would be unusual if you didn't... What, is there something wrong?
Adrian Monk: Uh... [takes out notepad, writes, pulls out note and hands it to Dr. Kroger]
Dr. Kroger: [chuckles] Yeah, um, tomato sauce on chin. Okay. Good. Thank-Thank you, Adrian.
‘Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe we're looking at this all wrong. Maybe he killed her in his apartment, and then he somehow moved the body back to her house.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. What about the 911 call? She made it from the house.
Lieutenant Disher: Right. What about liposuction?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Liposuction. Yeah. He lipo'd himself down to, like, I don't know, like, 400 pounds. Down the elevator, crossed town, killed the judge.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how did he gain all the weight back?
Lieutenant Disher: Reverse liposuction.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. He just pumped it all back in.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think that's possible?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. Should I call a doctor?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Let's keep our reverse liposuction theory to ourselves.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Benjy: Okay, who do you want to be? Yellow, green, red or blue?
Adrian Monk: Oh, boy. Okay, um... Okay. Oh, boy.
Sharona: Honey, remember we talked about how Mr. Monk has trouble making decisions?
Benjy: Oh, yeah. Okay, you'll be Colonel Mustard.
Adrian Monk: Good.
Benjy: Now, you remember how to play? You write down all the clues on your pad.
Adrian Monk: I'm ready to guess.
Sharona: Adrian, you have to play the game. You have to go around the board from room to room collecting clues.
Adrian Monk: I know who did it.
Sharona: We haven't started yet. Come on.
Adrian Monk: It was Professor Plum in the dining room with a rope.
Benjy: He's right.
Adrian Monk: We played this game last year. I remember what cards everybody was holding and how they were put away. And then, just now, I was watching how Benjy shuffled...
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello? Oh, hey, Captain. Yeah, he's right here. [to Monk] Stottlemeyer. [on the phone] Oh, well, actually, uh, we were just finishing up a pretty big case. It was this nasty homicide, um... This woman was found murdered in her dining room with a rope. Yeah. Hold on, let me check our schedule. [to Monk] It's a job.