Adrian Monk Quote #25
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, boys and girls, the beat goes on. We gotta talk to that profiler again. Call the mayor. Tell him we're back at square one. [off Monk staring down] What?
Adrian Monk: Your shoes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes?
Adrian Monk: They're all scuffed up, and they've got little creases in them.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, my shoes are scuffed up, Monk. They're not spotless like yours because I actually use them.
Adrian Monk: His were all scuffed up, too.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Call up SWAT. You go get in your car. Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Get him out of here. Go!
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.