Adrian Monk Quote #10
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Adrian Monk: Captain, do you know the percentage of men over 6'3"?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Do you?
Adrian Monk: Maybe 0.5. The odds of two men in this city in that category, committing premeditated murder within two days of each other are astronomical.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All because of a twisted Venetian blind cord. Monk, that's a stretch, even for you.
Adrian Monk: That and he wore slippers. And he smokes Newports.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] This isn't police work. This... This is vaudeville.
Adrian Monk: He's already killed two... [shudders as he looks out the window] Two.
Sharona: Oh, it's nothing. He just has a little problem with heights.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.