Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #5

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Candidate

Adrian Monk: Maybe you even accused her of stealing the money.
Gavin Lloyd: Can you believe this guy? You are out of your mind, out of your mind.
Adrian Monk: You started to worry the girl might talk. You couldn't buy her off. She had a little something we call integrity. So you decided it was time to hire somebody to kill her, but who? You asked Jason Rondstadt, but he turned you down. You were in hell, surrounded by honest people.
Gavin Lloyd: I don't have to stand here and listen to this.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.

Quote from Sharona

Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.