Adrian Monk: Listen, can we invite Hal, I mean, if he makes bail?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he tried to kill you.
Adrian Monk: No friendship is perfect.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he murdered two people.
Adrian Monk: All right, I'll sit between you. You don't even have to talk to him.
Natalie: No, forget it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. I'm punking you. That's what friends do. They punk each other. It's fun, isn't it? Now you see if you can punk me.
Natalie: You have a smudge.
Adrian Monk: That's not funny. Don't- Don't- Come on.