Captain Stottlemeyer: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Leland, it's me. I know what's going on, I figured it out.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, I told you- Go home, go to bed, that's an order.
Adrian Monk: No, no, we have to get back to that restaurant. He's gonna kill them all If he hasn't already.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who? Who's gonna kill them all?
Adrian Monk: Posner! The coin dealer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Listen, I can't do this anymore. I am very, very, very, very, very off duty. I will talk to you in the morning.

Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, wait a minute, these napkins are the same. Hey, he said he'd never been there.
Lieutenant Disher: Who said?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That coin dealer. [flashing badge] Sorry, Mr. Monk. We gotta go. [grabs Monk's wallet] Up, up and away, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: We gotta go.

Gully: All right, remember the hour. Can't trust anyone out there. Where's your wallet?
Adrian Monk: Back pocket.
Gully: Oh, ho, ho. Bad idea. Give it to me. Give it to me. Look. Here. This fifty. This is yours.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no-
Gully: No, shh, shh. You got an inside pocket?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, right here.
Gully: All right, that's where you keep this. All right, nice and close to you. Can you feel it?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, okay. Gully, I don't know what to say.
Gully: Don't say anything. Just go find your mystery woman, go home, get some sleep.
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Gully: Hmm? Hmm?
Adrian Monk: You- You're a good man. [exits]
Gully: [holding Monk's wallet] Don't bet on it.