Natalie: What do you think?
Adrian Monk: I think that north is that way. Are we lost? Just tell me. I- I- I- I have to know. Are are we lost?
Natalie: We're not lost.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. We're lost!

Natalie: Mr. Monk, you have to take a sip. You're dehydrated.
Adrian Monk: I'm not that thirsty. I'm not drinkin' that. You have no idea what's in there.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, don't you know what this is? This is Sierra Springs! This is the water you drink all the time.
Natalie: Yeah, he's right. And I saw it on the map. Which means the bottling plant is right over that hill.
Adrian Monk: Sierra Springs?
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one and only.
Natalie: This is where they get it. This is the exact same water, only it's free!

Adrian Monk: Excuse me. He, uh, he was killed in this boat?
Deputy Paul Coby: That's right. I don't know what he was doing out in the storm. He must be pretty serious about his fishing. Got an uncle like that. That's where the lightning hit.
Adrian Monk: Uh-huh. This rod is metal. Why didn't the lightning hit the fishing rod first?
Deputy Paul Coby: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. I heard him screaming for help two nights ago.
Deputy Paul Coby: That doesn't make sense. The medical examiner was just here. He put the time of death at midnight last night.

Kathy Willowby: Have a little respect here. My husband died last night.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so. I think he died the night before. I heard him screaming.
Kathy Willowby: You heard him.
Deputy Paul Coby: They're stayin' at the FBI cabin.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Would you please stop calling it that?

Kathy Willowby: Well, talk to Dr. Culver. He was just here. He can tell you that Martin died last night on the lake. I told him not to go out in the rain. The old fool.
Adrian Monk: Isn't that Martin's lucky fishing hat? Why wasn't he wearing it?
Kathy Willowby: I don't know. Maybe he didn't want to get it wet.
Adrian Monk: He seemed pretty excited about his new lures. I was there when he bought them. Wonder why he didn't try them out.
Kathy Willowby: I don't have to talk to you, do I?
Deputy Paul Coby: I don't know, Kathy. I think he's asking some mighty interesting questions.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mrs. Willowby, did Martin have a life insurance policy?
Kathy Willowby: Maybe.
Natalie: Did it have a double indemnity clause, which pays double for an act of God? A lot of policies do.
Kathy Willowby: Look, I know my rights. If you people think you've got something to prove, then prove it.

Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, I think Monk is in danger. I tried to call you, but... Okay, this sounds crazy, I've been getting these fortune cookies and they've all been coming true.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Fortune cookies?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Today I got that one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What, you got this today?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, at lunch. Look, I don't believe in any of this stuff, but that's the third one, and they've all been coming true.
Adrian Monk: Lieutenant, this was made by hand. You see the edge? It was cut with a scissors.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, did you just drive up here?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Get down!

Lieutenant Disher: So, what the hell happened here?
Natalie: She electrocuted her husband.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, it looks like we all had a pretty full day.
Adrian Monk: Huh?
Lieutenant Disher: You guys solved a homicide, and I led those two hit men into our trap.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that was...
Natalie: Right, Randy.
Adrian Monk: Brilliant.
Natalie: Really good.
Adrian Monk: Thanks.