‘Mr. Monk and the Three Pies’
Season 2, Episode 11 - Aired January 23, 2004
Monk returns to his childhood home when his estranged brother, Ambrose (John Turturro), suspects his neighbor killed his wife.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Pat van Ranken: Hi. I'm Pat Van Ranken from next door. You loaned my wife a bag of flour, remember? I wonder if I could borrow it back.
Ambrose Monk: Borrow it back?
Pat van Ranken: Yeah, I'm makin' chili.
Ambrose Monk: You don't use flour to make chili.
Pat van Ranken: Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open it.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Adrian Monk: Ambrose! Ambrose! Ambrose.
Ambrose Monk: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Ambrose!
Ambrose Monk: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Ambrose, we've gotta get out of here!
Ambrose Monk: I can't I can't find number eight. No.
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: I can't find number eight. Where's number eight?
Adrian Monk: Forget about the mugs!
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Come on. Come on!
Ambrose Monk: No.
Adrian Monk: Come on, Ambrose!
Ambrose Monk: I can't. You- You go.
Adrian Monk: I need you. I need you. I can't. I can't lose you.
Ambrose Monk: You go. You go.
Adrian Monk: Ambrose, please, for Trudy's sake.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay? [to Monk] I can't believe you went in. [to Ambrose] I- I can't believe you came out.
Ambrose Monk: I'm out?
Adrian Monk: You're outside. You're outside.
Ambrose Monk: I'm outside. Adrian, I'm outside.
Adrian Monk: I knew you could do it.
Ambrose Monk: My brother brought me outside.
Sharona: Yeah, he did.
Ambrose Monk: I think you've been looking for this. [gives Monk the shell casing] He brought me outside. I'm outside.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, you are.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [at Trudy's grave] You'll never guess who's here. Go ahead. Try to guess. Give up? Okay?
[Ambrose steps forward and lays some flowers on Trudy's grave]
Ambrose Monk: Can I go home now?
Adrian Monk: You want to stop and grab a bite first somewhere?
Ambrose Monk: I think I'd rather just go home.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I thought you might.
Ambrose Monk: Would you like to help me clean up?
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I thought you'd never ask. Maybe we could start with the living room.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Man: You want to rub my lucky troll? It's good luck.
Adrian Monk: Uh, no, thank you.
Man: Go ahead. Rub the troll.
Adrian Monk: No, thank you. Uh, I've been rubbing trolls all day.
Man: If you don't rub the troll, it is bad karma.
Sharona: Adrian, just rub the man's troll.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to rub the troll.
Sharona: He's never gonna shut up if you don't rub his troll.
Man: What are you doing? Not so hard. What the hell are you doing?