Matthew Teeger: Are you Julie Teeger? That's my mother's name.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, get him the hell out of here.
Matthew Teeger: You better be careful, Julie Teeger.
Uniform Officer: Are you okay?
Julie Teeger: Oh, my God. He is so the guy. That was, like, a confession. So So I can go now, right? Mr. Monk, say yes. Say yes. Say yes.
Adrian Monk: Julie, how are you gonna get there? Your mother can't just leave.
Uniform Officer: I could drive her over.
Julie Teeger: She could drive me over.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, fine. Okay, good, yeah.
Julie Teeger: Thank you so much! Thank you so much, Mr. Monk. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Adrian Monk: A lot of packages.
Woman: She got deliveries all the time. From the ebay.
Adrian Monk: There's a box missing. A yellow one.
Lieutenant Disher: Excuse me. [answers phone] Disher.
Adrian Monk: Did she get a delivery on Thursday?
Woman: The day she passed? Now that you mention it, I think she did.

Armed Cop: Just say the word.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Take the shot.
Adrian Monk: He's not the guy.
Natalie: He's not the guy?
Adrian Monk: No, he's just trying to warn her.
Matthew Teeger: Julie, it's ok. This will protect you. But be careful. There's a crazed killer on the loose.

Lieutenant Disher: Don't deny it, Mr. Teeger. We already talked to her. Her name's Maria Hamilton.
Natalie: You've been seeing her for three years. She said you got in a fight last week. She wanted to teach you a lesson.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She was a woman scorned. You left a bunch of things at her place, she decided to mail them to your wife.
Adrian Monk: But the mailing label was torn. The post office couldn't read the address. They delivered the package to Julie Teeger. Not your wife. The other Julie. The wrong Julie Teeger.
Lieutenant Disher: The post office confirmed it. The two Julies got their mail mixed up all the time.
Adrian Monk: She was a good neighbor. She brought the box over to the other Julie. I mean, the second Julie. I mean your wife. Whatever happened, it must have happened quickly. It got ugly. You grabbed a knife, and you killed her right over there in the hall. You wanted to make it look like a burglary. You wanted to say you weren't even home. There was just one problem. You were afraid that Julie Teeger - not your wife, the other, you know who I mean. You were afraid she saw too much. You ran her down before she got home.
Lieutenant Disher: The trailer hitch on your SUV matches the wound on Julie Teeger's back. Julie number two, not your Julie.
George Teeger: Yes. I know which one you mean.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I promised that I would catch your wife's killer. Remember? Turn around, Georgie. We'd have been here sooner, but you got lucky. There was another Julie Teeger whose son has a few problems. Took us a while to realize we had the wrong guy.

Natalie: [answers phone] What? Oh, no! How did this happen? All right, well, I understand. Thank you for calling.
Adrian Monk: What?
Natalie: That was Julie's school. They let her re-take her driver's test.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good news?
Natalie: No, she passed!
Adrian Monk: Natalie, how will this impact my sitting in the front seat?
Lieutenant Disher: Congratulations!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sorry, Natalie.

Captain Stottlemeyer: Julie. Nice wheels, kiddo! So your mum finally caved in?
Julie Teeger: She always does. Are you ok?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I'm fine. My car is still on the shop.
Julie Teeger: Want a ride? [Stottlemeyer laughs] What's so funny?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nothing. Thank you. I would love a ride, Julie. Thank you.
Julie Teeger: That's Gina, that's Kimberly.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hi, Gina and Kimberly. Wait, wait, wait, use your blinker. Julie, blinker!
Julie Teeger: Yeah, Captain. It's all under control.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Julie, you can go a little faster. Come on, drive like your mom. Just kidding.