Adrian Monk: Excuse me. It's 2 o'clock.
Receptionist: The doctor's just running a little late.
Adrian Monk: Okay. No problem. How late is he running? Did he say?
Receptionist: Just a few minutes. It won't be long.
Adrian Monk: Listen, does he, does he know I'm here? Maybe I could just pop in and tell him.
Receptionist: I don't think that's such a good idea, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: No.
Receptionist: Where's Natalie?
Adrian Monk: She's out. She's running some errands.
Receptionist: Would you like to call her? Let's call her.

Natalie: [answers phone] Hello, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's me. Adrian, you know, Monk.
Natalie: Yes, Mr. Monk, I know.
Adrian Monk: Dr. Kroger is running late.
Natalie: Then you'll have something to talk about, won't you? Do you need me to come over? I'm five minutes away.
Adrian Monk: Where are you?
Natalie: I don't even know. I'm at some coffee shop.
Adrian Monk: Did you find that toothbrush?
Natalie: Yes, sir. Had to go to about five drugstores, but I found it.
Adrian Monk: [hushed] The Gertler 4000 with the extra-soft polyurethane bristles?
Natalie: Yes, and the blue rubber handle. Yes, sir.

Adrian Monk: And then yesterday, the radio was playing a song. But it wasn't the radio.
Dr. Kroger: It wasn't the radio?
Adrian Monk: [sings] There are chicks just right for some kissing and I mean to kiss me a few You know what it was? It was me. It was me. I was singing. I think I'm happy. Is that possible?
Dr. Kroger: Why not? It's so long overdue.
Adrian Monk: Happy!
Dr. Kroger: Yes!
Adrian Monk: I'm happy.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, yes.
Adrian Monk: Then this morning, I looked up. There was a picture on the wall, it was a little crooked. I just kept eating. I didn't get up and fix it.
Dr. Kroger: I know because the glass here on the table, you still haven't put it back on the coaster.

Adrian Monk: [sings] There is wine all ready for tasting
Kevin Dorfman: A little mayonnaise. Some lemon juice. A little salt, just a pinch. Just a sprinkle.
Adrian Monk: Oh, Kevin, I really appreciate this.
Kevin Dorfman: Oh, stop. This is what neighbors are for. Is that enough? How many people are coming?
Adrian Monk: Uh, I don't know. The captain has this barbecue every year, but I never felt like going before.
Kevin Dorfman: Oh, so this is like your coming-out party?

Adrian Monk: Oh, I didn't tell you the best part. Here's the best part. Dr. Kroger is gonnna call the department and recommend me for reinstatement.
Kevin Dorfman: That's- That is- Congratulations.
Adrian Monk: Hey, I know. Later, let's get my old uniform down and see if it fits.
Kevin Dorfman: I'll tell you something. It's not gonna fit if you eat too much of this. It's never gonna fit. [Kevin & Monk laugh]

Natalie: Hey, I met somebody. He said he knew you. Zach Ellinghouse?
Adrian Monk: Ellinghouse? Right. Trudy used to work with his daughter. How's he doing?
Natalie: He's fine.
Adrian Monk: Good.
Natalie: Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: Yeah?
Natalie: There's something I have to tell you.
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Natalie: ... That's good potato salad.

Dr. Kroger: Adrian. Here, you have to drink something. Would you drink something? You got it? Okay. Adrian. Okay. Adrian, I'm not going to believe anything until I hear it from you. Is Trudy alive?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. But if it's true then nothing's true. If this is true, nothing is true.

Natalie: It's number 12.
Adrian Monk: Number 12, how do you know?
Natalie: I saw the list.
Adrian Monk: The security guard just showed you the list?
Natalie: Not exactly, I caught a glimpse of it as he was bending over.
Adrian Monk: Why was he bending over?
Natalie: To help me look for my earring. [gasps] I lost my earring. Oh, my God. It's irreplaceable. It was a gift from my aunt Lisa on her deathbed. I think it might've fallen over... [points] there.

Adrian Monk: Do you have the article that Trudy and Janice wrote?
Natalie: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: That's him! That's Jack Bollinger.
Natalie: The union boss.
Adrian Monk: He was their anonymous source ten years ago. Now that they're both gone, he must be panicked that all of their research material will be made public. And his old friends will know that he ratted them out.
Natalie: What about the woman?
Adrian Monk: Bollinger must've just found her. It was a con game to trick Janice's father into giving up that key.
Natalie: I don't- How did she know so much about Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Bollinger must've coached her. He spent time with Trudy when they were writing this, so he knew a lot about her.

Jack Bollinger: I found some notebooks and some tapes. But they're not all labeled. And I can't afford to miss anything. So we are going to plan B.
Cameron: Mr. Bollinger, you can't do that! I don't want anyone else getting hurt
Jack Bollinger: Start the damn car!
Adrian Monk: Trudy-
Jack Bollinger: What the hell is he doing here?
Adrian Monk: I'm her husband.
Jack Bollinger: Son of a bitch, it never ends. How, how did he find us? Who else knows we're here? [Monk strokes "Trudy"'s hair] Hey, I'm talking to you. Your hair... Your hair was more like, like...
Cameron: Look, I I didn't know, okay? I thought this was just a job.