Will Dellman: I'm hungry.
Nicky Phillips: Me too. When's lunch?
Lieutenant Disher: I'm thinking we'd stop about noon.
Norman Walters: What time is it now?
Lieutenant Disher: That's a good question. All right, this is called a sundial, guys. There's the sun, there's the dial, it's gonna tell us the time.
Will Dellman: Why don't you just use your watch?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause this is more fun. Come on, the pioneers didn't use wristwatches or iPods. All right, let's see now. Say it's about... 10:25. [kids groan] Come on, guys, all right, fine. If you need a snack you can... Hey, eat some of those berries.
Nicky Phillips: No, no, that's not a good idea. They're called moonseed berries. They're extremely toxic.
Adrian Monk: Why don't we just agree that everything in the woods is bad for you? Let's not eat or touch or smell anything.