Adrian Monk: [to Shelby, the dog] Okay, okay. All right. Well, this is it. Don't get too comfortable. I never do. This is just temporary. You understand? Temporary. Transitory. Right? Not permanent, okay? Ephemeral like. Right. All right, I guess I should show you around. All right, you can look, but don't touch. Okay, this is the couch, which is off limits. This is my chair, off limits. Over here, alright, that's the dining room table. Don't even think about it. And in here is the kitchen. You can stay out of there. No, no. Stay off. Over here, stay away from that. And over here is the bedroom, and here's the thing about the bedroom. It's off limits. Okay, now, you see this corner over here? This is your corner. This corner is okay. Not the whole corner. Basically, just this area here, from here to here. That's your spot, all right? Okay, I'm unhooking your leash. Don't do anything stupid, okay? Okay, good. All right, just hold on. All right. You can get right up in there. Okay, get up in there. Go on. There you go. Welcome home. Doesn't exactly feel like a family, but... Okay, now what's that? What is that? Is that a hair? Pick it up. I'm serious. Pick it- Now what are you doing? Don't do that. No that, never that. No scratching. That's better. All right, Natalie made a list. All right, water. Water. Okay. Now, you stay there. I'll be right back. Don't do anything, and you know what I'm talking about. Stay there. Just stay. No licking! No scratching. What was I thinking? What was I thinking? Here you go. Hello? Shelby? Hello, Shelby? What the- What is that? Where are you? What are you doing? What? What are you doing? [finds Shelby drinking from the toilet] Oh, my God! God! Stay away. Stay away! Stay! [runs away]