Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and Sharona
Captain Stottlemeyer: So, you're gonna go to the uncle's apartment to check things out. And you're gonna take Natalie and Sharona. Can I give you a bit of advice man-to-man? Big mistake. Adrian Monk: Oh, I know. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, you're- You're barely- You're- You're very- You're a fragile person. Adrian Monk: Thank you. Captain Stottlemeyer: These women are gonna drive you crazy. You're gonna have a breakdown. Adrian Monk: I know! Captain Stottlemeyer: I love Natalie, and I love Sharona too. They're both wonderful women. You got lucky twice. But together they're like bourbon and vodka. I love them both, but I can't have them at the same meal, because they don't mix. These women are so different, Monk. They're gonna tear you apart like a piece of saltwater taffy. Adrian Monk: I know, I've been a piece of taffy all day. Natalie's been acting like Mary, Queen of Scots. She wants more money. I mean, she won't lay down in the dirt when I ask her. I'm losing her. Captain Stottlemeyer: And it's only gonna get worse. Adrian Monk: What do I do? Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, you're gonna have to leave one of them here. Adrian Monk: I can't. I can't choose. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well be careful. Adrian Monk: Can I call you if it gets weird? Captain Stottlemeyer: No.