Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
T.K. Jensen: Well, never a dull moment. Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, give me another chance. I want to have dull moments with you. How about Saturday night? T.K. Jensen: Okay. Captain Stottlemeyer: And Sunday night? T.K. Jensen: Sunday night too? I don't know. I mean, maybe we ought to tap the breaks. Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry, but my breaks are shot. [T.K. laughs] And, besides I don't want to slow down. I haven't felt... Hell, I have- I have never felt like this. And I don't even know your name. T.K. Jensen: It's Trudy. Captain Stottlemeyer: Your name is Trudy? T.K. Jensen: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: No wait, your- Your name's Trudy? That's not gonna work. T.K. Jensen: What? Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, it's a long story. Let's just stick with T.K., okay. T.K. is cute.