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Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Critic

John Hannigan: Captain, I hope this is important. I have a deadline in 37 minutes. Make that 36. Her again.
Do I have to get a restraining order? It was just a review. Get over it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Hannigan, this is not about the review or what happened to Callie Esterhas. This is an entirely different matter. Right this way.
Julie Teeger: That's him. That's him.
Lieutenant Disher: Are you sure?
John Hannigan: What the hell is this?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's OK, miss, he can't hurt you. Go ahead. Tell us your story.
Julie Teeger: Well, last night I was downtown at Winberries. I was waiting for some friends, and he bought me a drink. A rum and coke.
John Hannigan: What? This is crazy. If you think-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Shut up! Let her finish. Go on.
Julie Teeger: I finished the drink, and I- I felt kind of woozy and dizzy. And he offered to walk me to my car. And the next thing I knew I'm in the parking lot, and I'm fighting, and he was grabbing me, and he pulled me down.
John Hannigan: This is preposterous. It wasn't me. I was home. I was writing all night.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, her story checks out. Her dress was ripped, she has bruises on her shoulder.
John Hannigan: I've never seen her before in my life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how did she get your business card? She said you gave it to her.
John Hannigan: I have no idea. Captain, I swear to you. I was home. I don't know this girl.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Hannigan, this is very important. I want you to take a good, long look at this young woman. Go on, take your time. Be very careful. Are you telling me that you've never seen this girl before she walked in here today?
John Hannigan: Yes, sir. I'm sure. I'd swear on 100 bibles. I have never seen this woman before in my life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I believe you.
Adrian Monk: Lieutenant, did you hear what he said?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, I did.
Adrian Monk: Did everyone in this room hear what he just said? You're all witnesses.
Julie Teeger: Mom, can we go home now?
John Hannigan: Mom?
Adrian Monk: Mr. Hannigan, I'd like you to meet Julie Teeger. Julie was in the show that you reviewed on Saturday night.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But you missed her performance 'cause you snuck off to murder your girlfriend.
John Hannigan: No. No. She wasn't in the curtain call.
Natalie: She was in costume. She was wearing a wig and makeup.
Adrian Monk: That's right. That's right. But in the first half she had a solo number, and she looked just like this. You would have recognized her if you were there.
John Hannigan: I think I need to call my lawyer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep. We have phones downtown. You can call from there.
Natalie: Wait a minute, Mr. Hannigan. Your review? She's not too forgettable now, is she?

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