Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes the Stand
Adrian Monk: He is gonna rip me apart. Natalie: No, he's not. Mr. Monk, you're gonna do great. You've seen his curve ball. Adrian Monk: I don't even know what that means. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this again. Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm proud of you, man. You're getting back on the horse. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, Monk, a couple of suggestions. Just a thought. Maybe work on not crying I mean, quite so much in front of the jury. Adrian Monk: Okay, that's a good note. Natalie: Yeah, also, you can think "mayday" all you want, but it's probably a mistake to yell the word "mayday" from the witness stand. Adrian Monk: Did I do that? Natalie: Just a couple times. Captain Stottlemeyer: More than a couple of times. Adrian Monk: I better write these down. Captain Stottlemeyer: There are no timeouts. No do-overs. Natalie: No heavy, heavy sweating.