Lola: You're not even drinking it.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I'm trying to cut down.
Lola: Well, I hope you're not giving up all your vices. [tries to kiss him] Is there a problem?
Adrian Monk: I have a girlfriend.
Lola: You have a girlfriend? Well, as I recall, that's never been a problem for you in the past.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. We're sort of going steady.
Lola: Steady? Well, I think that's sweet.
Adrian Monk: She's here.
Lola: Here in the room?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, no. She's here in Los Angeles. I mean, she could come in any minute. She might want to kiss me too. She's pretty. We kiss all the time.
Lola: What was her name?
Adrian Monk: Natalie Teegerb.
Lola: Teegerb?
Adrian Monk: With a "B" on the end. It's Canadian. It's French Canadian.