Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Marge Johnson: You're right. Yep, he has a a mole. Right on the same cheek as Paulie. What do you know? Adrian Monk: I'll tell you what I know. John Keyes is your son. Captain Stottlemeyer: What?! Adrian Monk: No, it makes perfect sense. They've been in it together, planning it together from the very beginning. Here's what happened. They knew that once they robbed this store, John would be the number one suspect. He needed an airtight alibi. That's where you came in. Marge Johnson: Adrian, you're scaring me. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk. Adrian Monk: Your son got himself a phony ID. And rented the house next door. Then you started complaining about his drumming. Oh, you were the perfect alibi. Who would ever question the little old lady who lived next door? And I was your perfect patsy. You befriended me, you led me on, you made me love you so that I would vouch for you. Captain Stottlemeyer: Buddy, are you sure about this? Marge Johnson: Adrian, I- I hardly know the man. He's a neighbor. Adrian Monk: He's your son. Marge Johnson: No, he's my neighbor. Adrian Monk: He's your son. Marge Johnson: He's my neighbor! Adrian Monk: He's your neighbor and your son.