Adrian Monk: Wait! Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Let me think. [long deliberation] Where's the motive? You need a motive.
Sanchez: She had the oldest motive in the world. She wanted cash.
Adrian Monk: But the cabbie still had his wallet!
Captain Stottlemeyer: She was interrupted by Lieutenant Disher. She didn't realize he was still in date mode. She ran away.
Natalie: Okay, wait- What about the other suspect? You said there were two women who fit the profile.
McKiernan: We checked. The other woman's been dead for seven years.
Adrian Monk: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. Wait, whoa. Hm. Interesting, right? It's fascinating, really. Let's look at this. Wow. A woman who's been dead for seven years hails a taxi, kills the driver, and then...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, she's the guy. Leyla's the guy.
Adrian Monk: But she's not the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Let's put it to a vote. All those who think we should bring Ms. Zlatavich in? [all except Monk & Natalie raise their hands] Those opposed? [Natalie and Monk raise their hands] You cannot vote, Monk!
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because you obviously have a crush on this woman.
Adrian Monk: What? What? that's insane! How could I like her? I'm a married man. I have not taken this off in 18 years. I love my wife. Everybody knows that! You can all go to you know where. ... Hell.