Adrian Monk: What was that? Did you feel that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we've been hit! We're goin' down! I mean, we're goin' down more!
Petty Officer Wedoes: It's okay, brother. It's just a little sea turbulence.
Petty Officer Kramer: Good thing he wasn't with us in January.
Adrian Monk: What- What happened in january?
Petty Officer Kramer: We hit a mountain.
Adrian Monk: You hit a mountain? You didn't see a mountain?
Petty Officer Wedoes: It was an undersea mountain.
Petty Officer Kramer: There was a mix-up on the bridge. They were using some old nav charts.
Adrian Monk: And you hit a mountain?
Petty Officer Kramer: It's nobody's fault. There was a big inquest. CO. Testified. Everybody was cleared.
Adrian Monk: But you have a new chart now, right?
Petty Officer Kramer: Yes, sir.
Adrian Monk: We're sure about that? It has all the mountains?
Petty Officer Kramer: Yes, sir.
Adrian Monk: Not just most of the mountains, it has all the mountains?
Petty Officer Kramer: Wait, you know what? I'm not sure. I'm kidding, sir. We have. Yeah, we're gonna be fine.
Adrian Monk: You shouldn't joke about mountains. It's not funny.