Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Natalie: [on TV] And our final number for $212 million is... Captain Stottlemeyer: 54. 54. 54. Natalie: ... 54! Making tonight's final gold rush numbers 25, 62, 12, 15, 33, and 54. Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] Oh, my dear lord! All day I had this feeling. Adrian Monk: Congratulations. Are you gonna quit? Captain Stottlemeyer: What? You kidding? I quit 30 seconds ago when the 54 ball popped out of the drum. [laughs] Come here, you big beautiful no longer hypothetical boat! Randy, do you still have those student loans? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I got eight more years. Captain Stottlemeyer: Not anymore! Lieutenant Disher: No way. No way, I love you! Yes, thank you! Thank you. Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't believe it. Wait, 200 what? Lieutenant Disher: $212 million! Captain Stottlemeyer: I gotta call my kids. I gotta find a good accountant. Hey, I can buy a good accountant. I can buy 20 good accountants! I hit the jackpot! Lieutenant Disher: Captain just won the lottery!