Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Genius
Patrick Kloster: My wife suffered from high blood pressure. And for most of her life, she was an alcoholic and a heavy smoker. She was also quite depressed. Lieutenant Disher: And there was a $10 million life insurance policy. Patrick Kloster: The policy was Linda's idea. I'm insured for the same amount. Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you know about poison, Mr. Kloster? Patrick Kloster: Not much. More than you, I'm sure, but not much. Although I am an expert on the poisoned pawn. Lieutenant Disher: Poison- Patrick Kloster: That is a chess move, Lieutenant Disher. I'd be glad to teach it to you if you'd like. Well, as you can imagine, I have a number of arrangements to make. Do you play chess, Mr. Monk? Adrian Monk: A little. Patrick Kloster: We should play a game sometime. Adrian Monk: We already are.