Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
Lieutenant Disher: [playing guitar and singing] Tru, Trudy, Trudy. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna, just give you a little heads up before the service. It's, uh, it's kind of a protest song. It's gonna be pretty controversial, especially the tenth verse, where I talk about the actual shooting. I mean, I don't mention you by name. I just, I call you "the man."
Captain Stottlemeyer: The tenth verse? Randy, how many verses are there in total?
Lieutenant Disher: 14, so far. And a bridge.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Lieutenant Disher: [plays long guitar solo] ... [sings] Why tell me why Did a good man have to die? Shot down in his prime 48 or 49 Why tell me why Did a good man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: ...have to die?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, he's not dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Has-
Captain Stottlemeyer: We faked it. Monk jumped off the pier. He was wearing a bulletproof vest.