Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
Natalie: I have to talk to you. Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie, what are you doing? Natalie: Is this him? It's him, isn't it? He's the "Car Wash Columbo." Captain Stottlemeyer: "Car Wash Columbo". Uh, Reginald, we need to take a break. Reginald: Cool, I'll wait outside. Captain Stottlemeyer: Nice try, kid. Jackson, could you baby-sit my young friend here for a minute? Go on. Natalie: It's him, isn't it? [off Stottlemeyer's look] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [hitting Stottlemeyer] Why didn't you tell me? Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. I am so sorry. Natalie: You're sorry?! But how? Captain Stottlemeyer: Bulletproof vest. We couldn't tell anybody. "Leland Rodriguez"? Natalie: That's his name. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, that's just stupid.