Captain Stottlemeyer: Boy, I'm surprised you're still standing. Look, listen, this is what you're gonna do. Listen to Dr. Stottlemeyer.
Adrian Monk: Who's Dr. Stottlemeyer?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm Dr. Stottlemeyer. You're gonna go to a bar down on Pearl Street. It's near the bridge.
It's called Pastor's Tavern. You're gonna order one shot. A single malt scotch.
Adrian Monk: I don't drink.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're drinking tonight. Now, listen, there's a big fish tank behind the bar with one little fish. You're gonna watch that little fishy swim round and round, you're gonna watch the bubbles go up. And you're gonna drink your scotch. And then you're gonna go home, and you're gonna go to sleep.
Adrian Monk: You think it'll work?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Works for me every time without fail.
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I do. Sweet dreams, Monk. Call me when you wake up.