Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, why don't you take off? You have a life. I can stick around.
Natalie: Nah. Julie's with my folks. I can stay.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I hope he enjoys it while he can. Cause when he wakes up, it's back to reality. Have you seen this? The whole city's gone ga-ga over Harold Krenshaw. [Monk wakes up] Hey, how you feelin'?
Adrian Monk: "After years of thrilling the public and eluding authorities, the Frisco Fly's true identity, mild-mannered loan officer Harold Krenshaw, school board member, a real-life spider-man."
Captain Stottlemeyer: He's not Spider-man. Spider-man goes around helping people.
Natalie: Yeah. You're Spider-man.
Adrian Monk: Where are my shoelaces?
Natalie: Uh...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Dr. Kroger thought that-
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Okay, I get it.