Adrian Monk: What are we doing here? We should be getting a search warrant. We gotta get back to the beach. Get into his trailer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Would you relax? I have never seen you like this.
Adrian Monk: We're wasting our time. It's the nudist. We both know it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know that, Monk. Look, maybe you're right. You usually are. But I have to do my job here. I need to dot every I and cross all the Ts. You can appreciate that. You don't want any uncrossed Ts, do you? Just sticking up. Some crossed. Some of 'em not crossed. With different angles. That would be anarchy, wouldn't it?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And we don't want that, do we?
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: [answers phone] Hello. Sweetheart, I can't leave just now. Mr. Monk isn't feeling very well. He saw a naked man today. I knew you'd understand.