Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, Dr. Scott, we could come back later, when you're feeling better. Dr. Scott: No, I feel great. This is just a precaution. Last night I had a slight substernal chest pain. I checked myself in, had them run a couple of tests. Lieutenant Disher: Is everything okay? Dr. Scott: Never felt better. First good night's sleep I've had since med school. Cardiologist: You got lucky, Davis. You gotta tap the brakes. Dr. Scott: Thank you, Mother. Do you seriously think Hank Johansen was involved with what happened last night? Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, we're not sure. Dr. Scott: I can't imagine how. He has progressive rheumatoid arthritis in both legs. Lieutenant Disher: So you don't think he could lift a 40-pound oxygen tank? Dr. Scott: Hank Johansen? He can't even put his own pants on. And besides, isn't he hooked up to one of these? I mean, you'd know if he left the room. Cardiologist: I heard it was somebody from the clinic. A junkie.