Adrian Monk: Julie, do you think you could teach me?
Julie Teeger: Teach you what?
Adrian Monk: That. Computer.
Julie Teeger: Oh, yeah, sure. It's easy. Okay, so this is called a mouse.
Adrian Monk: Oh, God, I know that. I haven't been living in a cave.
Julie Teeger: And this is a mouse pad.
Adrian Monk: Wow, that is so rubbery. It's outstanding.
Julie Teeger: So, you slide the mouse around like this. And you see that little arrow right there? That is called a cursor. And it's kind of like a little pointer. You want to try it?
Adrian Monk: You think I'm ready? [wipes the mouse off and then cautiously moves it around]
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk, you can go faster. It's not like it's a Ouija board.