Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
Adrian Monk: Did he have any enemies? Lieutenant Disher: Well, I've been asking around. Two days before the accident, he was seen arguing with Jimmy Belmont. He's another farmer. He lives up the road. Adrian Monk: Arguing about what? Lieutenant Disher: Nobody knows. Adrian Monk: People argue all the time, Randy. Lieutenant Disher: Okay, okay, I know. But what about this? How did Nadine get out of her pen? She was locked up 24/7, and she wouldn't let anybody near her except Uncle Harvey. Adrian Monk: Okay, yeah, maybe... Maybe she was drugged. Where's the pig? Maybe we could have them do an autopsy. Lieutenant Disher: We ate her. Adrian Monk: You ate the pig. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot. Adrian Monk: No, I didn't- Lieutenant Disher: No, I'm... See, Monk? That's why I'm not a cop. What kind of cop eats a crucial piece of evidence?