Adrian Monk: "For the first year of my marriage, I thought the only flavor was charcoal."
Kevin Dorfman: [laughs] Yeah, 'cause she was a bad cook. She burnt everything. You see?
Adrian Monk: That's good. Oh, wow, that's powerful. Are they all that good?
Kevin Dorfman: Well, he performed a lot of them at my Bar Mitzvah. And he killed.
Adrian Monk: Oh, thank you, Kevin. Wow. All right, let's see. I'll take some "Mother-In-Laws."
Kevin Dorfman: Splendid.
Adrian Monk: Oh, "Hippy jokes." I bet those are good.
Kevin Dorfman: Those are good.
Adrian Monk: And what are these red ones?
Kevin Dorfman: Those are his dirty jokes. He only used those when he was in real trouble.
Adrian Monk: I'll just take one of those, okay?
Kevin Dorfman: Take it.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I think I'm going to change that to "B.M."
Kevin Dorfman: Yeah, that still- Still works.