Max Hudson: Yeah, I talked to this guy last night. He wants to talk to me about what happened to Jeanette.
Natalie: Why don't we talk about that after the show?
Max Hudson: You don't get it, sugar bumps. He is the show! My life is the show. Detective, why don't you have a seat, please? Somebody give him some headphones.
JJ the Joke Machine: There you go, buddy.
Natalie: Please don't do this.
Adrian Monk: It's okay.
Natalie: Please, be careful.
Adrian Monk: Wipe. Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe. [producer replays the sound]
Max Hudson: Okay, folks. Uh, folks, you gotta see this. First of all, his shirt is buttoned up to his eyeballs. And he's swabbing at his headphones with a baby wipe.
Adrian Monk: This is not a baby wipe. This is- This is an adult wipe.
Max Hudson: Oh, I stand corrected. You gotta know the difference. Sorry about that.