Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, it doesn't matter, the--the D.A. not gonna buy it! We don't have anything! We don't have any real physical evidence!
Lieutenant Disher: What about- What about the sheet music?
Natalie: Nah, he burned it onstage!
Captain Stottlemeyer: All we've got is this guitar string! And that's not enough, and you know it.
Adrian Monk: The beach ball. The beach ball!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me?
Adrian Monk: When he was pretending to be Stork, and he was still... still in disguise, Kedder blew up that blue beach ball!
Lieutenant Disher: There'll be a million fingerprints on that ball, Monk!
Adrian Monk: The proof is not on the beach ball, it's in the beach ball.
Natalie: Oh, the asthma!
Lieutenant Disher: In the beach ball?
Adrian Monk: Kris Kedder has asthma! He uses an inhaler. A very distinctive inhaler.
Natalie: And it's mint-flavored, it's one of a kind.
Adrian Monk: If we can get that blue beach ball to the lab intact...
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're talking about the air inside the ball!
Adrian Monk: Yes!
Captain Stottlemeyer: There was a witness, somebody who witnessed him blowing it up!
Natalie: And he was impersonating the victim! Is that enough?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes. Yes, it is.