Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Adrian Monk: [shouting over the music] Here's what happened! The roadie, Stork, wrote a song. Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Adrian Monk: The roadie, Stork, wrote a song! Kris Kedder stole it! Stork must have confronted Kedder! Kris killed him! Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Adrian Monk: He tried to make it look like Stork OD'd! So he stuffed him into the hell hole! Natalie: You mean that Port-A-John! Adrian Monk: No, I mean the hell hole! Captain Stottlemeyer: The hell what? Adrian Monk: At some point, he remembered that Stork was off drugs and that he was afraid of needles! He knew that nobody would believe that Stork OD'd like that! Then he had to make it look like Stork was back on drugs and over his fear of needles, so he disguised himself and he went to the acupuncturist! Natalie: Oh, and he made sure he mentioned he was looking for heroin! Adrian Monk: Right. And he put the map in Stork's pocket to lead us to the acupuncturist. And he... Uh, uh. And he closed the door. And he locked it from the outside. God, I can't hear the music. I think I've gone deaf. Natalie: Mr. Monk, the song is over.