Natalie: Captain, are you busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, I am. Ronstadt, where is that lab report on the Russian Hill carjacking? I need that yesterday.
Natalie: Julie's doing a science report on DNA.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, no, Natalie. I can't.
Natalie: She's supposed to interview somebody, an expert. Can you just talk to her for ten minutes? She's having a terrible week, and the report's due on Tuesday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie, I wish I could, but I can't. We've got three detectives out sick today.
Natalie: It's just gonna take ten minutes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look what I'm juggling here, all right? I got two drive-by shootings, one attempted murder-- Oh, and that fire two weeks ago in Dratch Valley. They're now saying that might be arson. Now I'm working arson. Plus, I just got another load of hooey from my wife's lawyer.