Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Would you mind trying these on?
Sports Fan Juror: What for?
Adrian Monk: You're about the same height of the victim, and I just want to try something. It'll just take a minute.
Cobb: What do you got? A fashion show, huh? I can't believe this guy.
Adrian Monk: We know these are the pants the victim was wearing when he was attacked. Could you step up, please? Of course, you can see where the knife went through the fabric. Well, something doesn't add up. I notice Mr. Palmer likes to wear his pants low. In the courtroom, we could almost see his bottom part. Rear posterior, side...
Pat: His butt?
Adrian Monk: Thank you. Look at the wound. He was actually stabbed in the upper thigh. It doesn't match up.
Patel: He's right, look at that.
Adrian Monk: At least, not when he's standing. Could you have a seat, please?
Sneezer: Son of a bitch. He was sitting down.
Pierced Girl: What does that prove?
Adrian Monk: Mr. Palmer said he was standing up when he was stabbed.
Sneezer: He was lying.
Adrian Monk: I think he pulled into that rest stop, saw Robert Perry who was sleeping, stabbed himself, pocketed the money, and then blamed everything on Perry.