Lieutenant Disher: Dr. Bloom, this is Adrian Monk. He's a friend of mine.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: The Adrian Monk, the detective? It's a pleasure to meet you. [holds out hand] Apparently, the pleasure's all mine.
Natalie: No, he just has a little thing about dentists.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: You know what? It happens to me all the time. I don't take it personally. [Monk drops his file] Let me help you with that. Oh, are you working on the armored car case? I've been reading about it. I'm a bit of a true crime aficionado.
Natalie: I'm sorry, that's just classified.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, you got a couple of hobbies then, huh? True crime and baseball.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Baseball?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, yeah, I'm sure I heard you guys talking about Barry Bonds yesterday.
Dr. Oliver Bloom: Well, you know what? People hear a lot of crazy things when they're under sedation. They say a lot of crazy things too. I should write a book, really.