Lieutenant Disher: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you cannot come in here.
Inspector St. Clare: My two friends are American citizens. They have a right to be here. Myself, I am on a temporary visa. Which I hope to extend.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Are they with you?
Adrian Monk: Only in the strictest, most terrible sense of the word.
Computer Geek: I heard you tell your shrink you solved the case.
Natalie: Excuse me.
Motorcycle Rider: Nobody's going anywhere. Not until we know what he knows.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You just made a big mistake, my friend. I happen to be a police captain. And this is an unlawful imprisonment. Book him.
Lieutenant Disher: You're under arrest. Turn around. Fine, give me your hands. Do you have your cuffs?
Captain Stottlemeyer: In my office.