Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hello again. Um, this is a little embarrassing, but I'm gonna have to ask for my tie back. John DeLancy: You gave it to me. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, look, if you're gonna wear such a nice tie, you gotta wear it straight. [pulls the tie] You don't wear a nice tie like that crooked. Okay now, where were we? Yeah, we were talking about Jillian Garr. John DeLancy: She cost me $2.5 million. I admit it. I lost my temper. Lieutenant Disher: You rammed her car. John DeLancy: I wasn't trying to hurt anybody. I was pissed off. You know, you boys are asking the wrong question here. You should be asking, "Why didn't she press charges?" Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, why didn't she press charges? John DeLancy: Because she wasn't alone. There was a man with her in the car. I saw them kissing. When I hit her, he got out and ran. Lieutenant Disher: He didn't want to be seen. Captain Stottlemeyer: He was married. She was seeing a married guy. John DeLancy: Good guess. Now, could you find my waiter? I'm going to need another plate.