Natalie: [answers phone] Hello.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. Natalie, it is me, Adrian Monk.
Natalie: Yes, Mr. Monk. We were just talking about you.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, you have to come back.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I can't right now. I'm at the pizzeria, talking to the manager.
Adrian Monk: It's Ebola.
Natalie: Excuse me?
Adrian Monk: I have the Ebola virus.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you don't have the Ebola virus.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm pretty sure I do. I have all the symptoms. I have the fever and the headache and the massive internal bleeding.
Natalie: You have massive internal bleeding?
Adrian Monk: I believe I do. That is my opinion.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, you have the flu. But I'm glad you called. I'm talking to Mr. Gorman. He's the manager. Hold on.
Mr. Gorman: [takes phone] Hello. I don't know. I think they're in Atlanta.
Natalie: What's he talking about?
Mr. Gorman: He's asking about the Center for Disease Control.