Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Natalie: [answers phone] Hello. Adrian Monk: Natalie. Natalie, it is me, Adrian Monk. Natalie: Yes, Mr. Monk. We were just talking about you. Adrian Monk: Natalie, you have to come back. Natalie: Mr. Monk, I can't right now. I'm at the pizzeria, talking to the manager. Adrian Monk: It's Ebola. Natalie: Excuse me? Adrian Monk: I have the Ebola virus. Natalie: Mr. Monk, you don't have the Ebola virus. Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm pretty sure I do. I have all the symptoms. I have the fever and the headache and the massive internal bleeding. Natalie: You have massive internal bleeding? Adrian Monk: I believe I do. That is my opinion. Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, you have the flu. But I'm glad you called. I'm talking to Mr. Gorman. He's the manager. Hold on. Mr. Gorman: [takes phone] Hello. I don't know. I think they're in Atlanta. Natalie: What's he talking about? Mr. Gorman: He's asking about the Center for Disease Control.