Lewis: Mr. Stottlemeyer. Here. Groundskeeping found these in the bushes. Are they yours?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, these are my pants.
Lewis: Well, don't worry, sir. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] Monk. This is it. Remember I was saying that they didn't match? I was talking about the pictures. Look, look, look, look, look. See, that's her body, right? She's wearing hoop earrings.
Adrian Monk: So?
Captain Stottlemeyer: So, check this out. Moments before she gets on the elevator.
Natalie: Different earrings.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Different girl.
Lieutenant Disher: I'll call Waliver. That's enough for a search warrant.
Adrian Monk: How many people read this paper? 50,000. Nobody else caught it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So, that means if if I'm drunk as a skunk, completely plastered, I'm as smart as you.
Adrian Monk: Smarter.