Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Captain Stottlemeyer: She's carryin' two packages, looks like ice. Adrian Monk: Exactly. She's been buying ice all day. That makes 16 bags she's carried in so far. Natalie: Maybe she's havin' a party. Adrian Monk: No food! No beer, no chips, just ice. Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party. Adrian Monk: The only other thing she bought today was a new radio. Natalie: What are you gettin' at? Adrian Monk: Plus, I am positive I heard a man screaming at 1:15 last night. Captain Stottlemeyer: That was me. You tied my foot to the bed. Adrian Monk: I mean before that. It was definitely coming from that cabin. Ssh. Ssh. Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Adrian Monk: Hear that? Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Adrian Monk: She said her husband didn't let her listen to country music in the house. Natalie: Maybe he's not home. Adrian Monk: Well, where did he go? There's his boat. They only have the one car. Natalie: Maybe he went on a walk. Adrian Monk: No, I have been watching the house all day. Captain, I have not seen him.