Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Hayley: Are you ready for your fortune? Lieutenant Disher: I don't know after the last one. Hayley: Listen, I've been thinking about my grandfather all day. I know it sounds crazy, but before he died, he said he would always look out for me. What if he's communicating with me, with us, through the cookies? Lieutenant Disher: Or What if it's just a coincidence? Hayley, I'm a cop. I'm gonna wait till I see some real evidence. Hayley: Okay, Lieutenant, let's check out Exhibit A. "Follow your heart." Yeah, that's kind of boring. Lieutenant Disher: My turn. "You will receive unexpected money from your uncle." Sorry. It looks like your grandpa's having an off day. Hayley: What do you mean? Lieutenant Disher: I don't have any uncles. Two aunts, but no uncles. Hayley: Oh. It was fun while it lasted.