Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
Dale Biederbeck: Well, if it isn't "Captain Shtucklmeyer" and his cabana boy. I'm gettin' real popular. Captain Stottlemeyer: Is this a bad time, Dale? Dale Biederbeck: You're here to talk to me about the late, not so great Ray Kaspo. Captain Stottlemeyer: How did you guess? Dale Biederbeck: Oh, I never guess, Captain. I knew you were coming before you did. Oh. Is that a bagel? Lieutenant Disher: Mm-hmm. Want some? Dale Biederbeck: Oh, uh, no, thanks. I can't. I'm on a low-carb diet. Captain Stottlemeyer: I understand Ray Kaspo owed you some money. Dale Biederbeck: Twelve hundred dollars. I wouldn't bend down to pick up $1,200. I mean, even if I could. Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I think you were trying to make an example of him. That would be more your style. Dale Biederbeck: [laughs] Leland Stottlemeyer is lecturing me about style. The world has gone mad. Lieutenant Disher: You hired Adrian Monk to find the real killer. Is that right? Dale Biederbeck: Mm-hmm. Captain Stottlemeyer: And why would you do that? Dale Biederbeck: That's between me and Monk. Lieutenant Disher: Well, we heard it's because you wanted a window. They won't install one until the case is closed. Captain Stottlemeyer: Is a window that important to you? Dale Biederbeck: Try living without one.