Spyder Rudner: What happened to my bed?
Adrian Monk: Uh, I...
Spyder Rudner: Have you been touching my stuff?
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. Maybe a little. I-I just... Your sheets were all piled.
Spyder Rudner: You are a dead man! I am gonna gut you like a fish!
Adrian Monk: Are you... Are you looking for your shiv? Are you looking for your shiv? I moved it.
Spyder Rudner: You what?
Adrian Monk: It's in the book, in the binding. It- It- It- It's a better place to hide it.
Spyder Rudner: What'd you do to it?
Adrian Monk: I- I retaped it. I- I- I sharpened it.
Spyder Rudner: You sharpened my shiv. You made my bed. What are you in here for?
Adrian Monk: Embezzlement. I'm doin' a nickel.
Spyder Rudner: What's a "nickel"?
Adrian Monk: It means "five years." It's prison talk.
Spyder Rudner: No, it ain't.
Adrian Monk: It is in Lompoc.