Sharona: Oh, my God. Adrian. Adrian, are you okay? What happened?
Adrian Monk: Chalk dust. I have to go to the nurse. Can't breathe.
Sharona: Give me that chalk. Can you manage to sit? Okay, who threw this?
Boy: [coughing] Kyle!
Sharona: What's your name?
Kyle: I didn't do it.
Sharona: Look, I know when a man's lying, okay? I was married for three and a half years.
Kyle: I didn't do it.
Sharona: I know that smirk. My husband had that same stupid smirk on his face when he got back from Bally's, where, it turns out, he spent the weekend with Betsy Bennett, his so-called ex-girlfriend.
Kyle: Bally's? Lady, what are you talking about?
Sharona: Is that chalk on your hand? Maybe I should call your parents.
Kyle: You don't have to. My dad's a gym teacher here, and he's gonna be pissed.
Sharona: I'm really scared.
Kyle: You should be. [Sharona stomps on his foot] Ow, lady! You're gonna get fired!
Sharona: Yeah? I don't work here, chump.