Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Sharona: Hi. I'm told that Dr. Conrad Gould left all of his papers to your library, and I need to see his journals from 1998. Chet: Do you have an I.D.? Sharona: Not on me. I left it in my car. Chet: I can look you up. Sharona: Uh, well Here's the thing. I'm not actually enrolled here at the present time. Chet: Well, the library's for students only. Sharona: Really? [looks down] Is there a Chet that works here? Chet: I'm Chet. Sharona: Oh, my God. This is so funny. I was told to ask for you. See, I met this guy at a party who said that you were really cool and that you would let me do a little research here as a favor. Chet: Uh, what guy? Sharona: He was, um... Oh, he was tall, wore glasses. Chet: Ross Kelton? Sharona: That's right. That's right. Ross Kelton. Chet: Ross Kelton said I was cool? Sharona: Was he wrong?