Dr. Matthew Shuler: Mr. Monk, have you eaten anything unusual lately?
Natalie: Why do you ask?
Dr. Matthew Shuler: Well, this is all very preliminary. We are going to have to run more tests. But it looks like Adrian's been poisoned.
Natalie: Poisoned?
Adrian Monk: I said "well done"!
Natalie: It was well done!
Adrian Monk: You should have seen it, it was still pink. It was bleeding.
Natalie: I'm the worst cook in the world. Mr. Monk, if I gave you food poisoning, I'm so sorry. Can you forgive me?
Adrian Monk: If you gave me food poisoning, no.