Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Adrian Monk: You're right. Let's break out the booze. And everybody gets a beer. First cop: Hold on, only 12 bottles? Adrian Monk: [counts] Everybody gets a beer. Captain Stottlemeyer: Gentlemen, here's the situation. We've got 12 bottles, which is 144 fluid ounces. Which is enough for each of us to get a little sleepy. Adrian Monk: Yeah! Captain Stottlemeyer: Or for one of us to get good and polluted. First cop: Designated drunk. Hey, I love the idea. Lieutenant Disher: I'll get drunk. Captain Stottlemeyer: All right. We've started a new wedding tradition, a tradition that I hope is never repeated.