Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
T.K. Jensen: Oh, my God, is that a person? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it was a person, they found it in Colin Park. T.K. Jensen: Well, who is it? Or who was it? Captain Stottlemeyer: We don't know. Adrian Monk: No, they took his wallet, everything's burned. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, we'll be lucky if we can get a DNA match. T.K. Jensen: God, you have to do this every day? Captain Stottlemeyer: Honey, I don't teach kindergarten. We knew this when we met.